when your girlfriend’s dad catches you two making out
so i didn’t sleep well this night and after school i planned to come back home and sleep. but instead i went to my friends house because she asked me to and when i got there, SHE WASN’T THERE. So i went to the house of my other friend and was planning to sleep there in her bed, we stayed in the bed, but did anything but sleep and when i got home i remembered that I should be on the club for swimming class in 20minutes. When I got into the club the coach told me we would have an surprise competition. I was sleep deprived and really fucking tired so I lost and now I hate myself. AMAZING MY DAY WAS AMAZING
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
i only have two moods
"Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." Instead he said, "When a person is bad", and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. Only when they deserved it, of course."
Rate Finn out of ten. Eleven.
favorite character meme ★ [5/6] quotes
Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,
no one would ever talk to you?
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.