WH

pheeta:

when your girlfriend’s dad catches you two making out

so i didn’t sleep well this night and after school i planned to come back home and sleep. but instead i went to my friends house because she asked me to and when i got there, SHE WASN’T THERE. So i went to the house of my other friend and was planning to sleep there in her bed, we stayed in the bed, but did anything but sleep and when i got home i remembered that I should be on the club for swimming class in 20minutes. When I got into the club the coach told me we would have an surprise competition. I was sleep deprived and really fucking tired so I lost and now I hate myself. AMAZING MY DAY WAS AMAZING

#im sorry#i'm just really tired#i'll just try to sleep now#personal#is not like i didn't like the part where i did anything but sleep#but now i am tired

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

#amazing i need to do this

pheeta:

i only have two moods

or

"Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." Instead he said, "When a person is bad", and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. Only when they deserved it, of course."
#i love this movie so much#matilda#The Queue with the Bread
"Have you ever asked yourself, do monsters make war, or does war make monsters?"
- Daughter of smoke and bone by Laini Taylor (via mcllscott)
#quote#The Queue with the Bread

Rate Finn out of ten. Eleven.

#mmfd: finn#my mad fat diary#The Queue with the Bread

favorite character meme ★ [5/6] quotes

#queen#shameless#The Queue with the Bread
Wires - The Neighbourhood
#this is perfect#the neighbourhood#wires by the neighbourhood#music#The Queue with the Bread

Do you think if people knew how crazy you really were,
no one would ever talk to you?

#logan lerman#the perks of being a wallflower#The queue with the bread

dailylilycollins:

Lily Collins + favourite photoshoots in colour palettes (insp)

#lily collins#The queue with the bread

wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight
#I THOUGHT I HAD LEFT TWILIGHT#pitch perfect#The queue with the bread
#SHYOMP#rihanna#The queue with the bread

Bran’s vision

#THE FUCKING DRAGON#got#The queue with the bread

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

#i'm so glad he do#The queue with the bread